Saturday, January 14, 2012

Rick James and Long Paul Grootendorst

Paul Grootendorst
Nick James




















Nick James

1.     How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?  Victory is guaranteed (for someone)
2.     Who do you think will win it all? One of the teams in the 0 to -2 range
3.     Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?  Whoever is playing with Donnelly

4.     What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much?
The Shwa where the girls all have at least one tooth

5.     Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why? No longer watch the NHL following the strike.  Olympic hockey is where it’s at.

6.     If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role?  Clint – when he was in his 40’s and waited a second before he beat the shit out of someone

7.     Pajamas, in the buff or something else? Buff

8.     Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life:  < 10, <25 or more than 25
More than 25.  Most interesting story – perhaps playing squash with 3 ex-girlfriends at one time (one was not called Nate)

9.     If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
    It has to be my namesake the Super Freak http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M

10.    If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be?
Superman for his xray visions
11.            Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)?  Gary

Paul Grootendorst

1.    How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?
If my partner remains sober, this will be our breakout year.

2.    Who do you think will win it all?
I like whichever team Clive Cawse is on.  He is turning into a real player and has, what, an 8 point handicap?
3.    Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?
Not too sure – but Nate looks vulnerable.
4.    What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much?
“Our” referring to Morton + Sully?  I would have guess your favorite spot is Buffalo for the great malls & all you can eat food bars. (points to Paul for the only one who picked up on this question - oh you already get two points - no more points for you
5.    Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why?
Canucks favorite team. Reason: born in Victoria. Least favorite: Boston. Reason: see 2011 NHL Finals. (Seriously Paul?  I went into those finals cheering for Canucks but changed after the biting, whining, Luongo comments, and more - Canucks will not win the Cup this year either)
6.    If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role?
Harrison Ford (are you afraid of snakes?)
7.    Pajamas, in the buff or something else?
Underwear & t-shirt (after having a shower to get ready for bed)

8.    If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

Daniel Arthur Mead back when he was acting (so I think the name is familiar and I google him - here is the results - almost as disturbing as Boagy man)
Long Dong Silver is the pseudonym of retired porn star Daniel Arthur Mead. He appeared in several pornographic movies in the UK and US during the late 1970s and early 1980s, famed for the apparent size of his penis (18 inches / 45 centimeters). However, it was later revealed that his penis size was a fabrication that Mead had help in making from his photographer Jay Myrdal. Having been known as being one of the makeup artists for the film The Elephant Man, Myrtle created the prosthetic by utilizing a "flexible foam latex sleeve" that was "placed over Mead’s penis [and] glued down to his pubes" in order for him to pose during photo shoots.

10. If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be?
Flight.
 11.Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know?
I only buy 3 ply toilet tissue.
 12.Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)?
“Chuckles” Long – no question.

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