Paul Kelly and Jeff Morton

Paul Kelly and Jeff Morton

Jeff Morton

1.     How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?  It will depend on the draw but I think we can do okay. 

2.     Who do you think will win it all? Ted Charuk and Peter Naughton

3.     Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?  Peters and Scott

4.     What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much? Rincon de Guayabitos,  Mexico.  Weather is always great in February, beautiful beach, small town, lots of choices for restaurants, fresh fish from beach vendors and cerveza $1

5.     Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why?  Love the Leafs and it’s a toss- up between Senators and the evil Alfredsson or Habs and their arrogant fans. 

6.     If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role?  Kevin Costner – he’s starred in baseball flicks

7.     Pajamas, in the buff or something else? Playboy pajamas bottoms and a t-shirt

8.     Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life:  < 10, <25 or more than 25

Less than 10

9.     If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be? 

     Alex Anthopolous – I’d make a couple of big free agent signings to try and win today.  Rogers/Bell have deep pockets --it’s time we started competing with Yankees and Red Sox and paying more for our players.

10.     If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be?  Iron Man – could use his cash

11.    Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already  know? Lucky enough at the age of 14 to win Ontario Baseball championship on a Saturday in early October and then the Ontario Football Championship on the following day.

12.     Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)?  Ted will be in tourney longer so I’ll pick him

Paul Kelly

1.     How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?

 Undefeated

2.     Who do you think will win it all? Us (has he seen his partner play?)

3.     Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?  Nate

4.     What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much?  Thailand – lady boys  (Editor’s note -Check out this video on You Tube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D20hTAe5l-w )

5.     Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why?  Leafs are favs and the least favourite is the Habs (French)

6.     If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role?  Bobcat Goldthwait (from Scrooged)

7.     Pajamas, in the buff or something else? Pink negligee (now I am starting to worry)

8.     Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life:  < 10, <25 or more than 25

More than 25 – many with the same name – 3 Nicoles, 2 Annas (Norm Crook comment to Paul - did your say Anna or Nanna), 2 Meghans and 2 Bretts straight goods my girlfriends name is Brett (not Brent)

9.     If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be? Gary Long or (the Legend) Pozzo I want to be a porn star

10.   If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be? Flash – moves at the speed of light

11.   Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know? I’ve banged Brent but I thought it was Brett

12.    Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)? Chris Barrett