Calcutta: Herbivore and Norm Crook

Brent Hurtibuse

Brent Hurtibise (aka Herbivore, Brit, Brett, Brite)

1. How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta? We have to win (editor’s note – or what? The kid’s putting too much pressure on himself)

2. Who do you think will win it all? Peter and Nederpel

3. Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round? Donnelly and whomever his partner is this year.

4. What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much? Boston – best city in the U.S. (I read books)

5. Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why? Wolverines – Leafs (seriously that’s what he said)

6. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role? Tiny Tim

7. Pajamas, in the buff or something else? shorts

8. Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life: < 10, <25 or more than 25

1 more than Donnelly

9. If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be? Derek Jeter – he can do no wrong (good choice – who could forget his 3000^th hit)

10. If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be?

Batman cause he’s got all the gadgets

11. Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know? I’ve banged two guys (Donnelly and who else?)

12. Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)? If Chris Barrett starts using the frame of his racket, like he does so often, Donnelly will absolutely lose it

13. Best job in the world – Anderson Cooper – good luck with your efforts to become a reporter Brett – you’ve picked an excellent role model

Norm Crook

1. How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?

a. We’ll win in the semifinals

2. Who do you think will win it all? We are

3. Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round? Nate and whomever was unfortunate to draw him as a partner (there are some traditions that stand the test of time)

4. What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much? Hawaii

5. Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why? Leafs my most favourite and Bruins least favourite– not a Chara fan (looks like Chara in picture below)

6. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role? Charlie Sheen cause I live my life through him

7. Pajamas, in the buff or something else? That’s gay - in the buff

8. Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life: < 10, <25 or more than 25

More than 25 – I’ve had almost that many wives

9. If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be? Lassie so I could lick my balls

10. If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be? Xray vision

11. Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know? I am the second one my partner banged (Herbivore)

12. Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)? Gary Long and Norm won’t care

13. Best job in the world? gynecologist