Chris Clark and Mark Litton

Chris Clark
(always working on his form)
Nate Drew
(always seems to be smiling with a beer in hand)



Mark Litton's dream girl






















Chris Clark

1.     How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta? Out first round or pretty good

2.     Who do you think will win it all? I’m a singles player I honestly have no idea, but Gary seems pretty confident in his abilities.

3.     Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round? Peters and Scott.  Dave could be late and get disqualified.

4.     What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much? Wailea Maui.  It’s the best of the United States in a safe, protected tropical setting.

5.     Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why? The Leafs are God’s Team. The Habs, they dive and are cheap shot artists.  (I really like this guy!)

6.     If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role?

It would be an unauthorized biography.

7.     Pajamas, in the buff or something else? Boxers and wife beater.

8.     Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life:  < 10, <25 or more than 25

I operate on a need to know basis, always. (Secret agent man)

9.     If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

            Tim Tebow, he has God on his side. (just ask the Steelers)

10.   If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be? Superman, he has the best combination of powers.

11.  Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know? I’ve partied with Snoop Dog.   (Rapper Snoop Dogg was arrested over the weekend after border control agents found what they said was a small amount of marijuana on his tour bus.  The identity of the bus driver was not revealed but is widely believed to be a skinny white dude who is an investment executive from Burlington, Ontario)

12.  Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)? Hopefully not Mark Litton.

Mark Litton

1.     How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?

          Quite poorly – I believe we basically lack the talent required to win such a prestigious and    high caliber event .

2.     Who do you think will win it all?

I believe Ray Coates and Rob Bowder have the best chance – I think their height difference will really keep their opponents off  balance.

3.     Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?

Besides us – Byron Goodwin and who ever his partner is. You can’t be an amazing Singles player and excel at doubles at the same time!

4.     What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much?

Bermuda  - Rum.

5.     Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why?

Toronto Maple Leafs and the Toronto Maple Leafs – answer is obvious.

6.     If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role?

Too late – Rodney Dangerfield.

7.     Pajamas, in the buff or something else?

Hmmm – pass.

8.     Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life:  < 10, <25 or more than 25

Hmmm – pass. (Seriously - pass?  Let's hope your passing shots are more effective than these answers)

9.     If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

Dave Van Wely – imagine belonging to that many different Clubs! (finally a good answer)

10.  If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be?

       Being able to hit a Reverse.

11.   Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know?

Played hockey against Wayne Gretzky for 3 years growing up – never been as tired as chasing him around a rink.

12.  Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)?

No doubt – Ted, or maybe Gary, No Ted for sure, unless Gary’s partner hits a bad shot, then Gary. Ok – any way you slice it they are both giving their partners the evil eye ….. alot! (Actually it may in fact be Mark if Chris brings his Snoop entourage)