Lost Cawse and John Bodnar

Talk around BFRC last night was where were the lost Cawses.  High handicap Neil and Lights out Bodnar went for an even $500.  Here are their individual stories

Neil Cawse
(only his hairdresser knows for sure)

John Bodnar
(ready to retire or ready to kick ass)

Neil Cawse

1.     How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?

We will – if you define winning as number of dives on the court!

2.     Who do you think will win it all?

Nathan – he will pocket 20% of all the revenue

3.     Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?

Clives team – he will be so excited to be playing in a tournament he will wet his pants and have to pull out

4.     What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much?

Disney because there is someone more goofy than me

5.     Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why?

Leafs for both – got to love to hate them

6.     If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role?

Ron Jeremy

7.     Pajamas, in the buff or something else?

Google Ron Jeremy ;)

8.     Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life:  < 10, <25 or more than 25

0 – scared of aids

9.     If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

Clive – Mom always treated him nicer

10.             If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be?  The Blob – he’s one bad ass

11.            Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know?

Dated a stripper.

12.            Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)?

Gary long playing with Nathan

John Bodnar

1.     How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?

                If I don’t fuck up, Neil and I could go all the way

2.     Who do you think will win it all?

          See above answer

3.     Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?

If I fuck up we could be knocked out

4.     What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much?

I don’t know about ours but mine would be Paris in winter.  No crowds, no lineups!  Parisians are a different people (than Quebecois); more relaxed and welcoming and good-humoured even when we mangled their beautiful language.

5.     Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why?

Toronto Maple Leafs.  Because they are the Leafs.

6.     If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role?

Danny Devito (Who could ever forget Throw Momma off the train or Get Shorty)

7.     Pajamas, in the buff or something else?

Someone else

8.     Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life:  < 10, <25 or more than 25

I have only had one girlfriend [excluding the Palm sisters] and I married her, never regretting it and I am still in love with my Carol, er, Karen.

9.     If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

          John “The Wad’ Holmes

10.  If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be?

I will settle for x-ray vision.  (I can already see through the back of my head – that’s why I don’t turn around on the court when the ball is by me)

11.    Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know?

I am a really sensitive kind of guy

12.     Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)?

          It will be a toss up between Gary and Ted.  But I’m sure I will get my fair share of daggers from Neil.