Calcutta: Paul Kelly

Paul and I recently spoke about the upcoming Calcutta

Paul what do you think your chances are this year? Well I have a partner this year who understands the game. He has a five foot area of the court that he calls home and although Norm likes to travel the world, he never leaves his home on the squash court.

Do you think you'll be able to effectively cover the remainder of the court? I had to do the same last year but my ex partner was not familiar with what should have been his home area and he kept getting in the way. Who can ever forget his last shot of the tourney?

What's it like being Byron's wing man? I have a couple of secrets on that one Jeff - never try and keep up with the Jagger shots and get a one hour disco snooze around 10 p.m.

What is your greatest weakness?
FBB- Face, boobs, bum

What is the most memorable or favourite sporting event you ever attended?

Rugby world cup 2007

Who is your favourite James Bond girl?

Ursula Andress, the quintessential Bond girl. Beautiful, exotic, highly sexual and totally unavailable to anyone apart from him

Evil one : Sophie Marceau

What are you most looking forward to in 2013?

Not having to play with Morty in the Calcutta

What is the one team that you really want to beat in this year’s Calcutta?

Peters/Brock

How do you think Byron broke his leg?

Something to do with a midget, a tube of Vaseline and a handful of gravel.

How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?

Finals

If the Calcutta was like Survivor, who would be first voted off the island and who would be your favourite to win based on their ability to outthink, outwit and outlast the others?

Cass, and Gary will win it all.

Taylor Swift or Rihanna or Shania?

Taylor

What is your favourite meal?

Deep fried pizza, in batter with curry sauce…. It doesn’t show.

What do you want to be doing five years from now?

Winning the Calcutta.

Norm Gaudette

Norm what do you think of your chances this year? Well Jeff I think my best opportunity was last year when we faced Ivan and John Graham and then Peter and Tom. This year's draw is much more difficult and I'm not sure that my grandson Paul will be able to cover the court effectively.

Norm what gives you the bad gas that you seem to have 80% of the time? Clean living

What was it like having Cass as a partner in Buffalo? I'm used to having flaky left handed partners so it was pretty easy to adjust. I did have to move above the red line a couple of times though and struggled to get back to my corner

What is the one team you really want to beat? Ted Charuk's team now