Sunday, January 5, 2014

Paul Kelly and Gord Dowbiggin

Paul Kelly
(where are his hands?)
Gord Dowbiggin
(lose the sweater)





Paul Kelly
1.    What are you most looking forward to in 2014?

Living, Laughing and loving.

2.    Who would you want as your wingman on a night out and why?

I fly solo, hard to pick up with you granddads around.     

3.    If you could replace one body part which one would it be and why?  

My thyroid, its caused my weight problem, but doesn’t effect my speed.


Yes Paul but your sense of direction is off - hit to the front wall


4.    What do you think Ray Coates is doing now?

     Probably getting fed up with his religious retreat.

5.    The weekend of the Calcutta Byron will:

A)   He will be too busy winning in buffalo the weekend before so the Calcutta will have to suffer.

6.    What is the one team that you really want to beat in this year’s Calcutta.

Clark and Jury. To remind Chris that he can’t hit anything overhead and that Div 5 needs a solid left waller for the 3 spot. (Chris Barrett might have something to say about that)

7.    Ok you’ve seen the post “Who’s your favourite and why?”  Please weigh in with your answer. 

     Kate Upton. Have you not seen the Cat daddy video? (God bless you Paul Kelly!)
   

8.    Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?

     Clark/ Jury

9.    Who do you think will win it all?
     
     Kelly/ Dowbiggin

10.    What is something that not a lot of people know about you but you WISH more people COULD know?

     I have a disability in which it makes it impossible for me to lose to Chris Clark

11.    How many times have you been naked in public? Feel free to elaborate. 

     As many as Pozzo, I just haven’t been asked to leave.

12.    If you won a million dollars and needed to spend it in 3 months, how would you spend it?

     Let Comacho “invest” it and never see it again.

Gord Dowbiggin

1.    What are you most looking forward to in 2014? 

     The end of 2013.

2.    Who would you want as your wingman on a night out and why?  

     Neal Cawse’s Tesla is a total chick magnet and we could get Clive to be our DD.   (Bring a bucket to put out the fire)

3.    If you could replace one body part which one would it be and why?   

     I’d exchange my hands for Donnelly’s.

4.    What do you think Ray Coates is doing now? 

      Knocking on doors and asking, “Hello, I from the Church of Latter Day Saints. Have you heard God’s good news?”


5.    The weekend of the Calcutta Byron will:
a)       Never make it out of Norm Crook’s wine cellar

6.    What is the one team that you really want to beat in this year’s Calcutta. 

     Chisholm and Peters because if Paul and I can beat them, we can beat anybody.

7.    Ok you’ve seen the post “Who’s your favourite and why?”  Please weigh in with your answer. 

Charlize Theron. On our first date, I told her all about you guys and now she wants to come meet everyone at the Calcutta.



8.    Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round? 

     Gaudette/James. Superfreak will be exhausted from having to get every ball.

9.    Who do you think will win it all? 

     If body hair counts in doubles, Bellm and Graham will be unbeatable.

10. What is something that not a lot of people know about you but you WISH more people COULD know? My excillant writting skils.

11. How many times have you been naked in public? Feel free to elaborate.

I can only remember one time. As part of university football hazing, I was tied naked to a chair in the co-ed residence. I met my wife that way. (she was blindfolded at the time)

12. If you won a million dollars and needed to spend it in 3 months, how would you spend it? 

      Build a new doubles court and name it the Gary Long Residence for Squash Addicts. Install an automated beer cooler. (Best idea yet!)

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