Saturday, January 4, 2014

Chris Clark and Rick Jury

Rick Jury
(premature victory signs?)



Rick Jury

1.    What are you most looking forward to in 2014?

Warm weather
  
2.    Who would you want as your wingman on a night out and why?     

     Graham….I heard he knows the ‘CHEF’ at Solid Gold

3.    If you could replace one body part which one would it be and why?  

My brain.  The old one’s pickled.  Double rums all weekend!  I heard there is a Cedar Springs Div 3 Team Fund surplus. 

4.    What do you think Ray Coates is doing now?

Thanking the Lord his surname isn’t Pozzo!

5.    The weekend of the Calcutta Byron will:
a)    Be too tired to play because of ovulation duties
b)    Miss a game due to recruiting responsibilities
c)    Hire Ray Coates to be a Byron clone for duties at home
d)    Forgo karaoke and shots for pizza and wings
e)    Win the Calcutta
Is this a multiple choice question?  I’m confused…….I was always told: When in doubt pick ‘C’

6.    What is the one team that you really want to beat in this year’s Calcutta.

The wily veteran duo of Quinn/Pearl.  The respect stops at the court door.

7.    Ok you’ve seen the post “Who’s your favourite and why?”  Please weigh in with your answer.  http://bfrccalcutta.blogspot.com/2013/12/whos-your-favourite-and-why.html

I like the girl who’s leading Bellm around by that leash. 

8.    Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?

Nate.  He has too much work to do to get the smoked meat ready.

9.    Who do you think will win it all?

I have to say it…….Clark/Jury.  Get ready to do alot of running Chris.

10. What is something that not a lot of people know about you but you WISH more people COULD know?

I don’t hit nearly as much tin as I used to. (Wow how could you hit any more?)

11. How many times have you been naked in public? Feel free to elaborate. 

Zero.  I’m a private person.

12. If you won a million dollars and needed to spend it in 3 months, how would you spend it?

I’ve already spent a lot of it.  Just turn it over to the lenders. 



Chris Clark 
(warm up exercises now on DVD)

1.    What are you most looking forward to in 2014?

Watching and supporting my kids as they progress at their chosen sporting endeavors.

2.    Who would you want as your wingman on a night out and why?     

     Rob Ford, no matter how we rolled that night, 60% of the Greater Toronto Public will still        love us.


3.    If you could replace one body part which one would it be and why?  

     My right knee, I have a cadaver tendon in it from Florida.  Recently, I've acquired some          odd new culinary tastes, collard greens and fried chicken.  (new nickname for Chris is          Fuzzy Clark)

4.    What do you think Ray Coates is doing now?

     In a hot tub or sauna with a view of the mountains

5.    The weekend of the Calcutta Byron will:
a)    Be too tired to play because of ovulation duties
b)    Miss a game due to recruiting responsibilities
c)    Hire Ray Coates to be a Byron clone for duties at home
d)    Forgo karaoke and shots for pizza and wings
e)    Win the Calcutta
F…Enjoying his freedom with his mates…news flash…Tammy could be away Calcutta weekend…you heard it first here.

6.    What is the one team that you really want to beat in this year’s Calcutta.

Kelly and Dowbiggin, Kelly’s been dodging me for a while. (great trash talk Chris)

7.    Ok you’ve seen the post “Who’s your favourite and why?”  Please weigh in with your answer

    Brooke Burke, intelligent, great style, athletic, exudes charisma and confidence


 

I am not sure how intelligent Brooke is and by the way how did you photo bomb her in shot above?

    Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?

   Mckay and Veitch…its tough tournament for a rookie, especially on the left wall.

Who do you think will win it all?

   I had to change this at the last minute.  I did have Morton, because he’s a gamer, but it          has been reported he was seen getting lessons from Mike Donnelly last night, BIG               mistake before a tournament. 
  
   I always like to bet on myself, it helps with confidence and focus. 

   My other choice would be Long and Kretz.  Kretz is a good partner, and Gary is a tough        competitor.  IF Gary can learn to be positive and build confidence from Paul, it could be a    big breakthrough for his game not just the Calcutta.  (sage advice from Fuzzy)

   What is something that not a lot of people know about you but you WISH more people COULD know?

I enjoy seeing other people succeed and improve.

How many times have you been naked in public? Feel free to elaborate. 

    We do things a little differently up in Kilbride, its more “au Natural” up there.

If you won a million dollars and needed to spend it in 3 months, how would you spend it?

   Right now I’d buy a package of “small” resource (base metals, gold and oil and gas)              stocks. (Pay attention Fuzzy might know a thing or two)

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