Neil and Ed are definitely a team to look out for in this year's Calcutta. Ed, a member of the Gary Long school of squash for the past 12 months, has become oblivious to distractions on the court. Consequently this twosome could do well if they advance from the first round.
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| Neil Cawse |
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| Ed "the blur" Corbett |
1. What is Mike Donnelly doing right
now?
a. Trying to predict what shirt Norm
Crook is wearing to his next party
b. Giving lessons to Alex
c. Training for a triathlon
d. Mike who?
e.
Other
- Figuring out how to be funny without getting punched
2. Why is Nate’s parents RV really not
making the trip to the Smitty next year?
Still
being decontaminated from last years trip
3. Which team will win the Calcutta this
year and predict one or two teams that will be out in the first round.
Mike D
because everyone will feel sorry for him because he was punched by someone (Neil, always a student of the game, broke it here first - Mike is back!)
4. Who is least likely to venture above
the red line?
a. Cass Quinn
b. Norm Gaudette
c. Norm Crook
d. Mark Braden
e. Ted Charuk
Norm
because at the police lineup after a bender he was told to not step over the
red line *ever*
5. In this year’s Calcutta Brent is most
likely to:
a. Throw a racquet
b. Call himself stupid
c. Lose his squash bag
d. Forget his house keys and get locked
out
e. Not be able to see straight on Sunday
morning
f.
All
of the above plus --- insert answer
b because he is not hard enough on himself
6. Who will get hit most in the Calcutta
a. Byron
b. Jeff
c. Rick Jury
d. Whoever is playing Nate
e. Whoever is playing Dave Peters
d. Nate
over hits the ball so even if he doesn't hit you you have a good chance of being
hit on the rebound.
7. Which of the following is the World’s
sexiest woman? (pictures on blog)
a. Kate Upton
b. Jennifer Anniston
c. Jessica Hart
d. Jhene Aiko
e. You must see the blog for
e option http://bfrccalcutta.blogspot.com/2014/12/back-by-popular-demand-pick-your.html
e. Changeroom girls really why the hell did I leave BRC.
Wow I'm back tomorrow!
Ed Corbett
1. What is Mike Donnelly doing right
now?
a. Trying to predict what shirt Norm
Crook is wearing to his next party
b. Giving lessons to Alex…he tried but gave up as you can’t teach an old dog new tricks
c. Training for a triathlon
d. Mike who?
e.
Other
-- insert answer
2. Why is Nate’s parents RV really not
making the trip to the Smitty next year?
It’s hard to get the piss
out of the gas tank after so many drunks got confused over where the toilet was
3. Which team will win the Calcutta this
year and predict one or two teams that will be out in the first round.
Nate as he cooked the books for the handicap in his favour
4. Who is least likely to venture above
the red line?
a. Cass Quinn
b. Norm Gaudette
c. Norm Crook
d. Mark Braden
e. Ted Charuk
Norm since it takes him so long to get back…the game would be on the
next point
5. In this year’s Calcutta Brent is most
likely to:
a. Throw a racquet
b. Call himself stupid
c. Lose his squash bag
d. Forget his house keys and get locked
out
e. Not be able to see straight on Sunday
morning
f.
All
of the above plus
f because that’s why we all like him so much
6. Who will get hit most in the Calcutta
a. Byron
b. Jeff
c. Rick Jury
d. Whoever is playing Nate
e. Whoever is playing Dave Peters
B Jeff because he is so super competitive that he would throw
himself in front of a train to win, let alone a little harmless squash ball
7. Which of the following is the World’s
sexiest woman? (pictures on blog)
a. Kate Upton
b. Jennifer Anniston
c. Jessica Hart
d. Jhene Aiko
e. You must see the blog for
e option http://bfrccalcutta.blogspot.com/2014/12/back-by-popular-demand-pick-your.html
B I have always been drawn to
Jenny…too bad not the other way too
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| Jenny stalking Ed |
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