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| Gord Dowbiggin |
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| Cesar Rainusso |
1. What is Mike Donnelly doing right
now?
a. Trying to predict what shirt Norm
Crook is wearing to his next party
b. Giving lessons to Alex
c. Training for a triathlon
d. Mike who?
e. Other
Do
we really care??? Just make sure he doesn’t show up at the club!
2. Why is Nate’s parents RV really not
making the trip to the Smitty next year?
Nate
is adopted and his “parents” feel they have made up for it enough…so they
finally cut him off.
3. Which team will win the Calcutta this
year and predict one or two teams that will be out in the first round.
I don’t care, Gord Dowbiggin will win!
4. Who is least likely to venture above
the red line?
a. Cass Quinn
b. Norm Gaudette
c. Norm Crook
d. Mark Braden
e. Ted Charuk
All
5 combined will make it to the front twice!
5. In this year’s Calcutta Brent is most
likely to:
a. Throw a racquet
b. Call himself stupid
c. Lose his squash bag
d. Forget his house keys and get locked
out
e. Not be able to see straight on Sunday
morning
f.
All
of the above plus --- insert answer
Who the hell is
Brent ???? (now is when I wonder about Cesar’s awareness of what the hell is
really going on here)
6. Who will get hit most in the Calcutta
a. Byron
b. Jeff
c. Rick Jury
d. Whoever is playing Nate
e. Whoever is playing Dave Peters
Dave
Peters injures himself diving
Nate
hits the ball anywhere but to the front wall
-( ok I guess you have been paying attention Ces)
7. Which of the following is the World’s
sexiest woman? (pictures on blog)
a. Kate Upton
b. Jennifer Anniston
c. Jessica Hart
d. Jhene Aiko
e. You must see the blog for
e option http://bfrccalcutta.blogspot.com/2014/12/back-by-popular-demand-pick-your.html
WHY
PICK ONLY ONE????
Gord Dowbiggin
1. What
is Mike Donnelly doing right now?
a.
Trying to
predict what shirt Norm Crook is wearing to his next party
b.
Giving
lessons to Alex
c.
Training
for a triathlon
d.
Mike who?
e. Trying to figure out a smart answer to
“What is Mike Donnelly doing right now?”
2.
Why is Nate’s parents RV really not making the trip to the Smitty next year?
They
lost their insurance after the last trip because Gary took it on a joy ride and
ran over a homeless guy on St. Catherine Street. He still thinks
it was a Montreal pothole.
3.
Which team will win the Calcutta this year and predict one or two teams that
will be out in the first round?
Everyone’s
going to let Goodwin/Crook win because they don’t want to be excluded from
Norm’s post-Calcutta party guest list. Also, Litton/Barrett will forfeit their
first match because Chris will sleep through his alarm. Kelly/Morton will also
forfeit their first match because Morty will open another scab and won’t be
able to stop bleeding all over the court.
4. Who is
least likely to venture above the red line?
a.
Cass Quinn
b.
Norm Gaudette
c.
Norm
Crook
d.
Mark
Braden
e.
Ted
Charuk
Mark will
be so tired from all the rubber he’ll see during the first rally that
afterwards he’ll just lean against the back wall and let Nate get everything.
5. In
this year’s Calcutta Brent is most likely to:
a.
Throw a
racquet
b.
Call himself
stupid
c.
Lose his
squash bag
d.
Forget
his house keys and get locked out
e.
Not be
able to see straight on Sunday morning
f. Bring his son with him and teach him some
new words while on the court.
6.
Who will get hit most in the Calcutta
a.
Byron
b.
Jeff
c.
Rick Jury
d.
Whoever
is playing Nate
e.
Whoever
is playing Dave Peters
Well, we know it won’t be Rick but it’s most likely going to be Alex
because he still can’t clear properly on “Around!” (a.k.a “Changing”, in South
Africa)
7.
Which of the following is the World’s sexiest woman?
Well,
it might have been Kate Upton until I saw her with that sword in her hand on
the “Game of War” ad! Besides, Justin Velander can throw a baseball 100 mph and
could hit me in the nuts from 60’ 6”. So, I’d have to say…any woman from the
café who brings a pitcher down to the courts for us.
Bonus
Question:
What
will be the highest bid for a team?
Norm’s
consortium will bid $5,000 for his own team because Byron has guaranteed that
he’ll “get every shot” because “I need the dough for the kid’s RESP!”
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