Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Mike Philip and Dave Peters

Okay boys here is a formidable pair, and if you aren't sure about that just ask Peters.  Dave, I've only got one thing to say to you - don't suck!  Oh yeah, one more things - what is it with these guys' two names being first names?

Mike Philip
Giving the look

Dave Peters
(former partners on both sides)
Mike Philip

1.  What is Mike Donnelly doing right now?
a.      Trying to predict what shirt Norm Crook is wearing to his next party
b.      Giving lessons to Alex
c.       Training for a triathlon
d.      Mike who?
e.      Other -- insert answer

2.      Why is Nate’s parents RV really not making the trip to the Smitty next year? Does Nate have parents? (actually  it's hard to find a picture of Nate's folks but here is one from a few years ago)



3.      Which team will win the Calcutta this year and predict one or two teams that will be out in the first round.
Apparently Peters/Philp will win for sure!  B2B Calcutta trophies for Peters!
And Drew/Braden have no chance.

4.      Who is least likely to venture above the red line?
a.      Cass Quinn
b.      Norm Gaudette – it’s the head scarf
c.       Norm Crook
d.      Mark Braden
e.      Ted Charuk

5.      In this year’s Calcutta Brent is most likely to:
a.      Throw a racquet
b.      Call himself stupid
c.       Lose his squash bag
d.      Forget his house keys and get locked out
e.      Not be able to see straight on Sunday morning
f.        All of the above plus --- Think he’ll still be playing on Sunday


6.      Who will get hit most in the Calcutta
a.      Byron
b.      Jeff   
c.       Rick Jury
d.      Whoever is playing Nate
e.      Whoever is playing Dave Peters
f.        Whoever is playing with Dave Peters – s***

7.      Which of the following is the World’s sexiest woman? (pictures on blog)
a.      Kate Upton Can’t argue with my partner there!



Dave Peters

1.      What is Mike Donnelly doing right now?
a.      Trying to predict what shirt Norm Crook is wearing to his next party
b.      Giving lessons to Alex
c.       Training for a triathlon
d.      Mike who?
e.      Other -- insert answer Shhh.....he's not here.....its quiet for once.....enjoy it!

2.      Why is Nate’s parents RV really not making the trip to the Smitty next year? The World Wildlife Federation has seized the RV after the 3rd annual report of it being the hibernation cave of the endangered species called the Long Yetti.

3.      Which team will win the Calcutta this year and predict one or two teams that will be out in the first round.
Peters/Philp will win for sure!  B2B Calcutta trophies for Peters!
Drew/Braden have no chance.

4.      Who is least likely to venture above the red line?
a.      Cass Quinn
b.      Norm Gaudette
c.       Norm Crook
d.      Mark Braden He can try but might be run over by a Drew freight train.
e.      Ted Charuk

5.      In this year’s Calcutta Brent is most likely to:
a.      Throw a racquet
b.      Call himself stupid
c.       Lose his squash bag
d.      Forget his house keys and get locked out
e.      Not be able to see straight on Sunday morning
f.        All of the above plus --- insert answer Get his head crushed by a taxi trunk lid after being so insignificant that the taxi driver forgets that he's loading the trunk and drives away.  Hey...didn't that already happen?





6.      Who will get hit most in the Calcutta

b.      Jeff   For sure.  If he doesn't than it's simply bullshit luck.  I'm definitely hitting him if we play :o) (Editor’s note – bring it on)


7.      Which of the following is the World’s sexiest woman? (pictures on blog)
a.      Kate Upton Absolutley no competition from the others.  Those jugs are SPECTACULAR!

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