Doug Walton and Greg Brechin

Doug and Greg  - here's a couple of ball players with considerable squash experience.  Unlike rookies Josh and Scott, these two veterans have seen or made any doubles shot in the book.  They'll need all that experience to persevere with their tough handicap. 

Doug and Greg
ignoring Doug's 14 Calcutta partner

Doug Walton

Greg Brechin

Greg Brechin

1.      What is Mike Donnelly doing right now?

a.      Trying to predict what shirt Norm Crook is wearing to his next party

b.      Giving lessons to Alex

c.       Training for a triathlon

d.      Mike who?

e.      Other -- "Mirror mirror on the wall"

2.      Why is Nate’s parents RV really not making the trip to the Smitty next year?

       Does Nate have biological parents?

3.      Which team will win the Calcutta this year and predict one or two teams that will be out in the first round.

     Winner - - least expensive team  --- Losers - most expensive teams

    

4.      Who is least likely to venture above the red line?

a.      Cass Quinn

b.      Norm Gaudette

c.       Norm Crook

d.      Mark Braden

e.      Ted Charuk

What is the red line? (veteran move - act inept)

5.      In this year’s Calcutta Brent is most likely to:

a.      Throw a racquet

b.      Call himself stupid

c.       Lose his squash bag

d.      Forget his house keys and get locked out

e.      Not be able to see straight on Sunday morning

f.        All of the above plus --- none of the above - he is a kind and caring person according to his past three wives (Greg what ever happened to client confidentiality )

6.      Who will get hit most in the Calcutta

a.      Byron

b.      Jeff

c.       Rick Jury

d.      Whoever is playing Nate

e.      Whoever is playing Dave Peters

I don't know who will get hit the most but I assure you Cass will hit the most people including his partner the young Chisholm.

7.      Which of the following is the World’s sexiest woman? (pictures on blog)

a.      Kate Upton

b.      Jennifer Anniston

c.       Jessica Hart

d.      Jhene Aiko

You must see the blog for e option http://bfrccalcutta.blogspot.com/2014/12/back-by-popular-demand-pick-your.html

I need to see these ladies close up in order to form an opinion (below is picture of Jessica Hart after trying to drink Greg under the table at Jake's Boathouse)

Doug Walton

1.     What is Mike Donnelly doing right now?

a.    Trying to predict what shirt Norm Crook is wearing to his next party

b.    Giving lessons to Alex

c.     Training for a triathlon

d.    Mike who?

e.    Other -- insert answer

E - GIVEN HIS INJURIES HE HAS APPLIED TO BECOME NEW SQUASH PRO AT CEDAR.  (a good choice as most Cedar guys need to start with the basics)

2.     Why is Nate’s parents RV really not making the trip to the Smitty next year?

REMINDS US OF SPICOLLI'S VAN IN "FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMOUNT HIGH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWiYphJUS7Q

3.     Which team will win the Calcutta this year and predict one or two teams that will be out in the first round.

BRECHIN AND WALTON HAVE NEVER LOST (of course they have never played together either)………WITHOUT JURY AND GRAHAM PLAYING IT IS TOUGH TO PREDICT A FIRST ROUND LOSER 

4.     Who is least likely to venture above the red line?

a.    Cass Quinn

b.    Norm Gaudette

c.     Norm Crook

d.    Mark Braden

e.    Ted Charuk

 THE PIRATE LOVES THE FEEL OF PLEXIGLASS

5.     In this year’s Calcutta Brent is most likely to:

a.    Throw a racquet

b.    Call himself stupid

c.     Lose his squash bag

d.    Forget his house keys and get locked out

e.    Not be able to see straight on Sunday morning

f.      All of the above plus --- insert answer

F - AND TAKE CARE OF THE MIGHTY Q - HIS PARTNER (perhaps a good strategy as many have tried and failed to take care of Brent)

6.     Who will get hit most in the Calcutta

a.    Byron

b.    Jeff

c.     Rick Jury

d.    Whoever is playing Nate

e.    Whoever is playing Dave Peters

B - JEFF…..SOMETIMES HE FORGETS HE DOESN'T GET A BASE ON BALLS IF HIT 

7.  Which of the following is the World’s sexiest woman? (pictures on blog)

a.    Kate Upton

b.    Jennifer Anniston

c.     Jessica Hart

d.    Jhene Aiko

e.    You must see the blog for e option http://bfrccalcutta.blogspot.com/2014/12/back-by-popular-demand-pick-your.html

Tieing it all together