Tuesday, December 17, 2013

The Incomparable Byron Goodwin and Doug Walton

Byron "let me get this straight" Goodwin
Doug Walton
Doug Walton
1.    What are you most looking forward to in 2014?   

That’s easy…..Good Health

2.    Who would you want as your wingman on a night out and why?  

Tom Nederepel….he could talk his way out of anything.    

3.    If you could replace one body part which one would it be and why?  

Hmmm….Heart it’s had better days

4.    What do you think Ray Coates is doing now?  

Was he a former Blue Jay ?  (Editor's note - I can't make this stuff up - following headlines are for real - Ray oh Ray what the heck happened)

Once a Blue Jay, always a Blue Jay': Ray Coates' services set for Monday



5.    The weekend of the Calcutta Byron will:
a)    Be too tired to play because of ovulation duties – he better not…he’s my partner
b)    Miss a game due to recruiting responsibilities  - he better not…he’s my partner
c)    Hire Ray Coates to be a Byron clone for duties at home….he better not…he’s my partner
d)    Forgo karaoke and shots for pizza and wings….he better not he’s my partner….
e)    Win the Calcutta….OK more like it.

6.    What is the one team that you really want to beat in this year’s Calcutta.  

Who ever set these handicaps….who’s responsible

7.    Ok you’ve seen the post “Who’s your favourite and why?”  Please weigh in with your answer. 

Amborsio – she reminds me of my wife ! (no wonder you have a bad heart)

8.    Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?

Whomever gets line up with us (I'll take that bet)



9.    Who do you think will win it all?

Goodwin /Walton even with these absurd spreads…

10. What is something that not a lot of people know about you but you WISH more people COULD know?

Brian Maynard and I won 5 straight Open Doubles Club Championships…but no one seems to believe us.  Should have got that trophy engraved. (Was this at the Y?)

11. How many times have you been naked in public? Feel free to elaborate.  

This is a question for my partner Byron.


12. If you won a million dollars and needed to spend it in 3 months, how would you spend it?   

Oh…easy….just pay of today’s debts.


Byron Goodwin

1.    What are you most looking forward to in 2014?

a.    Our Division 3 Team winning T&D League and moving up to Division 2. (now that would make next season interesting)

2.    Who would you want as your wingman on a night out and why?     

a.    John Belushi. It would be one hell of a night out….and would also be my last!

Yes it would Byron


3.    If you could replace one body part which one would it be and why?  

a.    My left pinkie toe.  Everything else works for me just fine….knock on wood.

4.    What do you think Ray Coates is doing now?

a.    Kicking back with a martini or two combing his brand new Afro in the mirror. That is what Teva Pharmaceuticals offered him as a signing bonus to relocate.

Note hair and new glasses 


5.    The weekend of the Calcutta Byron will:

a)    Be too tired to play because of ovulation duties
b)    Miss a game due to recruiting responsibilities
c)    Hire Ray Coates to be a Byron clone for duties at home
d)    Forgo karaoke and shots for pizza and wings
e)    Win the Calcutta
“E” of course.

6.    What is the one team that you really want to beat in this year’s Calcutta.

a.    Peters & Chisholm. There is only room for ONE at the top. There is some serious bad blood there…

7.    Ok you’ve seen the post “Who’s your favourite and why?”  Please weigh in with your answer.

a.    No question, Shakira. Gotta love the “Junk in the Trunk” South American girls

8.    Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?

a.    Donnelly/Barrett. Too much creative differences going on there…

9.    Who do you think will win it all?

a.    Please see answer number 5

10. What is something that not a lot of people know about you but you WISH more people COULD know?

a.    That I’m a VERY famous person, just not a lot of people know it….

11. How many times have you been naked in public? Feel free to elaborate. 

a.    I have signed a previous “non-disclosure” document related to the above question.

12. If you won a million dollars and needed to spend it in 3 months, how would you spend it?

a.    VEGAS…! That would only last me for a week though….


Byron Goodwin
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