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| Mark McKeown and man's best friend |
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| Jeff Morton and friend
Mark McKeown
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1. What are you most looking forward to
in 2014?
More work – any kind of work –
email me at perfectcolours@cogeco.ca
or call me at
905- 638-0653. Cedar
Springs friends and family pricing applies.
2.
Who would you want as your wingman
on a night out and why?
John Graham would be the
leader on a night out of drinking and carousing and he could show me the ropes
3.
If you could replace one body part
which one would it be and why?
My eyes – when I shoot it’s always
with my eyes shut (Oh Oh) New eyes would help cut a straight line to for taping
4. What
do you think Ray Coates is doing now?
Laying on a beach
5. The
weekend of the Calcutta Byron will:
a) Be
too tired to play because of ovulation duties
b) Miss
a game due to recruiting responsibilities
c) Hire
Ray Coates to be a Byron clone for duties at home
d)
Forgo
karaoke and shots for pizza and wings at Gator Ted’s
e) Win
the Calcutta
6. What is the one team that you really want to beat in this
year’s Calcutta.
Bellm and Graham
7. Ok
you’ve seen the post “Who’s your favourite and why?”
I prefer painted ladies. You may want to refer to question one for
contact details to get yours.
8. Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first
round?
Graham and Bellm
9. Who do you think will win it all?
Tom and Cass
10. What
is something that not a lot of people know about you but you WISH more people
COULD know?
That I am trying to quit
smoking.
11. How
many times have you been naked in public? Feel free to elaborate.
Three – twice in one place – a swimming hole
at Rockwood Lake
12. If
you won a million dollars and needed to spend it in 3 months, how would you
spend it?
I’d pay my Cedar chit in full
and then invest in Stock market – I’d give it to my financial advisor cause
he’s got lots of experience blowing savings.
Jeff Morton
1.
What are you most looking forward to
in 2014?
A year of travel to do a bunch
of things I like to do – squash, slo pitch, vacations, family visits.
2.
Who would you want as your wingman
on a night out and why?
Either Brent (cause he
makes you look good) or Paul Kelly (cause he makes sure you get home). Let me
change that - I’d choose Alex Falconer.
He doesn’t drink and has no further interest in women.
3.
If you could replace one body part
which one would it be and why?
My mouth as it gets me into the odd
pickle.
4. What
do you think Ray Coates is doing now?
Picking and grinning.
5. The
weekend of the Calcutta Byron will:
a) Be
too tired to play because of ovulation duties – no he’ll find a way to do both
b) Miss
a game due to recruiting responsibilities – no he’ll take his phone on court
c) Hire
Ray Coates to be a Byron clone for duties at home – no but that could be what
Ray is getting ready for
d) Forgo
karaoke and shots for pizza and wings – he’ll do karaoke and shots Friday and
pizza and wings Saturday
e) Win
the Calcutta – perhaps
f) Bemoan
the Jets plight – this is guaranteed
6. What is the one team that you really want to beat in this
year’s Calcutta.
Richard and John Graham
– I just love hearing JG proclaim “I can’t believe I lost to Jeff Morton!”
7. Ok
you’ve seen the post “Who’s your favourite and why?” Please weigh in with your answer.
Jennifer
Love Hewitt – Confessions of a sociopath social climber http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmjSsV1WSLg
8. Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first
round?
Tin man Jury and Chris Clark for
no reason other than no one else will pick them to go out first
9. Who do you think will win it all?
Donnelly and Chris Barrett
(Donnelly will be the only other person to pick them)
10. What
is something that not a lot of people know about you but you WISH more people
COULD know?
I conducted a best calve
contest at the Smitty this year and actually had a calve off between a lovely
lady and Hairy Ray. See below (Ray is on the right)
11. How
many times have you been naked in public? Feel free to elaborate.
Lots.
Skinny dipping not counting, the first streaking at Nelson High back in
70’s and elephant walks as part of Western Rugby tradition are some of the more
memorable.
12. If
you won a million dollars and needed to spend it in 3 months, how would you
spend it? My story is below
Four old squash guys are walking down Brant Street . They turn a corner
and see a sign that says "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents." They
look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room,
"Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be gentleman?"
There's a fully stocked bar so each of the men orders a martini. In no
time to bartender serves up four iced martinis, shaken not stirred, and says
"That'll be 10 cents each please." The four guys stare the bartender
for a moment, then at each other. They can't believe their good luck.
They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis and order another round. Again
four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender saying "That's 40
cents please."
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them.
They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet. Finally one
of them says "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a
dime a piece?"
I'm a retired ball player from North Burlington," the bartender says
"and I always want to own bar. Last year I hit the jackpot for $1 million
and decided to open this place. Everything costs a dime ...... wine, liquor,
beer, it's all the same."
"Wow, that's some story!" one of the men says. As the
four of them sip their martinis, they can't help noticing eight other people at
the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't
ordered anything the whole time they've been there.
Nodding at the eight at the
end of the bar, one of the men asks the bartender, "What's with them?
The bartender says, "They're the Cedar Springs Consortium and
they're waiting for Happy Hour when all drinks are half price."
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