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| Paul Kretz feeling the pressure |
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| Gary "Curly" Long and a close friend |
1.
What
are you most looking forward to in 2014?
Hopefully, all of our
T & D teams (Div. 2 combined, 3 and 5) making it
to the T & D finals at Cedar Springs
2.
Who
would you want as your wingman on a night out and why?
Nate because
sometimes the girls come over to me with their phone number and ask if I’d make
sure my son (who they think is Nate) gets it, then I take over from there
making sure he’s set for the night…actually that makes me a wingman
3.
If
you could replace one body part which one would it be and why?
My hair because of that
friar tuck look, with a close second, my gut because it keeps getting in the
way of the steering wheel.
4. What
do you think Ray Coates is doing now?
Getting
ready to board a flight back to Canada (see below, option “C”)
5. The
weekend of the Calcutta Byron will:
a) Be
too tired to play because of ovulation duties
b) Miss
a game due to recruiting responsibilities
c) Hire
Ray Coates to be a Byron clone for duties at home
d) Forgo
karaoke and shots for pizza and wings
e) Win
the Calcutta
Is
this a trick question? A, b, c, d (not experienced enough for “E” but very
experienced for a, b and d)
6. What is the one team that you really want to beat in this
year’s Calcutta
Isn’t it obvious and
probably everybody else’s answer….”Mike Donnelly’s Team”
7. Ok
you’ve seen the post “Who’s your favourite and why?” Please weigh in with your answer.
The one
with the easiest name to pronounce – Doug Trumper!
8. Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first
round?
Nate’s because that usually happens to him and his
partner…oh, I may be confusing his Calcutta history with his Van Wely
tournament history
9. Who do you think will win it all?
Choices?
Bowder/Hurtubise (if Brent listens to his partner), Crook/Camacho (if
they venture ahead of the red line) and
Clark/Jury (if Clark figures how to dig out those deep slow lobs on his
backhand and Jury stays away from the tin)
10. What
is something that not a lot of people know about you but you WISH more people
COULD know?
I’m a spy for the Chinese
government gathering viable Canadian information while pretending to be a
doubles squash player
11. How
many times have you been naked in public? Feel free to elaborate.
In
grade 12, a buddy and I streaked at a bridal shower and 30 minutes later we
watched 2 of the girls at the shower streak through the old McDonalds on
Lakeshore Rd. in Oakville
12. If
you won a million dollars and needed to spend it in 3 months, how would you
spend it?
Probably fixing up the house and with money left over, I’d somehow try to turn the BFR club around by trying to buy the squash portion of the
club.
Paul Kretz
1.
What are you most looking forward to
in 2014?
Going away to the islands
2.
Who would you want as your wingman
on a night out and why?
Wingman would be Norm Gaudette
because he can talk women into anything and make friends with the jealous
husbands
3.
If you could replace one body part
which one would it be and why?
My ears be deaf so I don’t have to
listen to Pozzo anymore. (It helps to be deaf with Gary as your partner too.)
4. What
do you think Ray Coates is doing now?
Reading
Gary Longs book on why I am never wrong!!
Sorry parnter
5. The
weekend of the Calcutta Byron will:
Trying out for Team Squash
Canada
6. What is the one team that you really want to beat in this
year’s Calcutta.
All of them no preferences
7. Ok
you’ve seen the post “Who’s your favourite and why?” Please weigh in with your answer.
Shania Twain. No one can top her (editor’s note: here is an example of Kretzy living in the
past. Shania was one of the options last
year. Just like your run to the finals
was last year. Come on dude. Wake up and smell the coffee.)
8. Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?
VanWhaley and Smith (Exhibit B –who are these guys?)
9. Who do you think will win it all?
Long and
Kretz
10. What
is something that not a lot of people know about you but you WISH more people
COULD know?
I
can lick my eyebrows!
11. How
many times have you been naked in public? Feel free to elaborate.
Do hot tubs count …too many
and must not elaborate as too many players in tournament could be revealed
12. If
you won a million dollars and needed to spend it in 3 months, how would you
spend it?
It would last about one
night going to casino with Crook, so I would rent a jet and take 30 Friends and
family golfing around the world.
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