Tom Nederpel and Cass Quinn

Tom Nederpel

Cass Quinn

Tom Nederpel

1.    What are you most looking forward to in 2014?  

     My new condo in Dundas. 

2.    Who would you want as your wingman on a night out and why?      

     John Graham cause he doesn’t get anything – they’d all be for me 

3.    If you could replace one body part which one would it be and why?   

     My right knee

4.    What do you think Ray Coates is doing now? 

     I have no idea – and he probably doesn’t either.

5.    The weekend of the Calcutta Byron will:

a)    Be too tired to play because of ovulation duties

6.    What is the one team that you really want to beat in this year’s Calcutta. 

      Nate of course

7.    Ok you’ve seen the post “Who’s your favourite and why?”  Please weigh in with your answer.  

The Argentina model 

8.    Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round? 

     Gaudette and James

9.    Who do you think will win it all? 

     Cass and I (knee replacements take more than a couple of weeks to heal)

10. What is something that not a lot of people know about you but you WISH more people COULD know? 

     

      I am very charitable. 

11. How many times have you been naked in public? Feel free to elaborate.  

     Every day in my back yard.  The new condo has no hot tub so I hope the neighbours don’t mind if I just site naked on my deck. 

12. If you won a million dollars and needed to spend it in 3 months, how would you spend it?  

     Trolling thru Europe (I would have thought Argentina)

Cass Quinn

      Take a second look at the picture of Cass above.  What is unusual about it?  (answer at bottom)

1.    What are you most looking forward to in 2014?

Getting my 7^th hole in one. I now have 6 more than my partner Tom Nederpel

2.    Who would you want as your wingman on a night out and why?

Gary Long – because I think that I can out run him     

3.    If you could replace one body part which one would it be and why? 

Hard to replace perfection 

4.    What do you think Ray Coates is doing now?

Who is Ray Coates?

5.    The weekend of the Calcutta Byron will:

a)    Be too tired to play because of ovulation duties

b)    Miss a game due to recruiting responsibilities

c)    Hire Ray Coates to be a Byron clone for duties at home

d)    Forgo karaoke and shots for pizza and wings

e)    Win the Calcutta

f)     None of the above – or all of the above

6.    What is the one team that you really want to beat in this year’s Calcutta.

Morton & the Man from Pluto

7.    Ok you’ve seen the post “Who’s your favourite and why?”  Please weigh in with your answer.

My heart could not take any of these with the exception of Thumper.

8.    Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?

Morton & The Man from Venus

9.    Who do you think will win it all?

Peters and the young fat guy

10. What is something that not a lot of people know about you but you WISH more people COULD know?

Nothing (we already know too much)

11. How many times have you been naked in public? Feel free to elaborate. 

Never, I have standards

12. If you won a million dollars and needed to spend it in 3 months, how would you spend it?

Be one hell of a golf trip. Would even invite Pozzo as I know that I am going to die. 

Answer:  Note that Cass doesn't have his mouth open

John Graham and Richard Bellm

John Graham

Richard Bellm

John Graham

1.    What are you most looking forward to in 2014?  

     Cedar Spring winning in final of Division 3 against  BFRC. 

2.    Who would you want as your wingman on a night out and why?     

     Ray Pozzo because he’s so smooth with the ladies

3.    If you could replace one body part which one would it be and why?   

     Right foot (and left arm)

4.    What do you think Ray Coates is doing now? 

     Dreaming of replacing Byron in all areas

5.    The weekend of the Calcutta Byron will take a:

f)     Road trip to Hamilton with me

6.    What is the one team that you really want to beat in this year’s Calcutta.  

     McKeown and Morton (I’d like to experience something new)

7.    Ok you’ve seen the post “Who’s your favourite and why?”  Please weigh in with your answer.

Melissa Rauch

Big Bang Theory  

 Brother Jon Rauch 

(used to get banged around with Blue Jays)

8.    Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?  Walton and Goodwin their handicap is too high

9.    Who do you think will win it all?  Graham and Bellm

10. What is something that not a lot of people know about you but you WISH more people COULD know? 

       I am actually good friends with the ex-cook at Cedar Springs.

11. How many times have you been naked in public? Feel free to elaborate.  

     Once. I  can’t disclose her name but it was in Niagara on the Lake, on a glorious summer’s night and it involved grape vines and a stump.

12. If you won a million dollars and needed to spend it in 3 months, how would you spend it?

     Buy BFR with half and knock it down.  – initial answer but changed to -- Buy season     tickets to the Flyers to see them win the Cup.  (Editor’s note – you should be able to get about 50 years of tickets with a million which is about the amount of time it will take the Flyers to find a decent goalie)

Richard Bellm

1.    What are you most looking forward to in 2014? 

     Taking life a little easier like those big execs at Ford.  (If I had your money I would burn mine.)

2.    Who would you want as your wingman on a night out and why? 

     

     Rick James a smooth talker and accomplished Stalker.     

3.    If you could replace one body part which one would it be and why? 

     This should be a a multi part question  but let's start with my right shoulder and left elbow

4.       What do you think Ray Coates is doing now? 

     The Mormon Tabernacle Choir comes to mind

5.    The weekend of the Calcutta Byron will: This should be a a multi part question  

a)    Be too tired to play because of ovulation duties

b)    Miss a game due to recruiting responsibilities

c)    Hire Ray Coates to be a Byron clone for duties at home

d)    Forgo karaoke and shots for pizza and wings

e)    Win the Calcutta

f)      all of the above

6.       What is the one team that you really want to beat in this year’s Calcutta. 

      Nobody I really want to beat but I'll probably beat everyone like I did last year.  (well you do have another immobile left handed partner so you do have a chance to repeat)

7.    Ok you’ve seen the post “Who’s your favourite and why?”  Please weigh in with your answer. 

     I have a write in candidate …...........

"The" girl from question 3
(without the sun glasses)

     Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round? 

     Poor Nate

         What is something that not a lot of people know about you but you WISH more people COULD know? 

     I never met the girl in that picture!!!!!!!!! (well you seem to have a lot of pictures of her)

       How many times have you been naked in public? Feel free to elaborate.  

     Never, it wasn't me in that picture!!!!!! (Even Lance Armstrong got tired of denying, denying, denying.)

      If you won a million dollars and needed to spend it in 3 months, how would you spend it?

    

   Isn't that what wives are for?

Mark McKeown and Jeff Morton

Mark McKeown and man's best friend

Jeff Morton and friend

Mark McKeown

1.      What are you most looking forward to in 2014? 

      More work – any kind of work – email me at perfectcolours@cogeco.ca or call me at 

      905- 638-0653.  Cedar Springs friends and family pricing applies. 

2.    Who would you want as your wingman on a night out and why?     

     John Graham would be the leader on a night out of drinking and carousing and he could show me the ropes

 3.    If you could replace one body part which one would it be and why?

  

    My eyes – when I shoot it’s always with my eyes shut  (Oh Oh)  New eyes  would help cut a straight line to for taping

4.    What do you think Ray Coates is doing now?

     Laying on a beach

5.    The weekend of the Calcutta Byron will:

a)    Be too tired to play because of ovulation duties

b)    Miss a game due to recruiting responsibilities

c)    Hire Ray Coates to be a Byron clone for duties at home

d)    Forgo karaoke and shots for pizza and wings at Gator Ted’s

e)    Win the Calcutta

6.    What is the one team that you really want to beat in this year’s Calcutta. 

      

     Bellm and Graham

7.    Ok you’ve seen the post “Who’s your favourite and why?”  

     I prefer painted ladies.  You may want to refer to question one for contact details to get yours.

8.    Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?  

     Graham and Bellm

9.    Who do you think will win it all?  

     

     Tom and Cass

10. What is something that not a lot of people know about you but you WISH more people COULD know?  

     That I am trying to quit smoking. 

11. How many times have you been naked in public? Feel free to elaborate.  

     Three – twice in one place – a swimming hole at Rockwood Lake

12. If you won a million dollars and needed to spend it in 3 months, how would you spend it? 

     I’d pay my Cedar chit in full and then invest in Stock market – I’d give it to my financial advisor cause he’s got lots of experience blowing savings.

Jeff Morton

1.    What are you most looking forward to in 2014?  

     A year of travel to do a bunch of things I like to do – squash, slo pitch, vacations, family visits. 

2.    Who would you want as your wingman on a night out and why?     

      Either Brent (cause he makes you look good) or Paul Kelly (cause he makes sure you get home). Let me change that - I’d choose Alex Falconer.  He doesn’t drink and has no further interest in women. 

3.    If you could replace one body part which one would it be and why?   

   

     My mouth as it gets me into the odd pickle. 

4.    What do you think Ray Coates is doing now? 

     Picking and grinning.  

5.    The weekend of the Calcutta Byron will:

a)    Be too tired to play because of ovulation duties – no he’ll find a way to do both

b)    Miss a game due to recruiting responsibilities – no he’ll take his phone on court

c)    Hire Ray Coates to be a Byron clone for duties at home – no but that could be what Ray is getting ready for

d)    Forgo karaoke and shots for pizza and wings – he’ll do karaoke and shots Friday and pizza and wings Saturday

e)    Win the Calcutta – perhaps

f)     Bemoan the Jets plight – this is guaranteed

6.    What is the one team that you really want to beat in this year’s Calcutta.  

     Richard and John Graham – I just love hearing JG proclaim “I can’t believe I lost to Jeff Morton!”

7.    Ok you’ve seen the post “Who’s your favourite and why?”  Please weigh in with your answer. 

Jennifer Love Hewitt – Confessions of a sociopath social climber http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmjSsV1WSLg 

8.    Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?  

     Tin man Jury and Chris Clark for no reason other than no one else will pick them to go out first

9.    Who do you think will win it all? 

     Donnelly and Chris Barrett (Donnelly will be the only other person to pick them)

10. What is something that not a lot of people know about you but you WISH more people COULD know? 

     I conducted a best calve contest at the Smitty this year and actually had a calve off between a lovely lady and Hairy Ray.  See below (Ray is on the right)

11. How many times have you been naked in public? Feel free to elaborate.  

     Lots.  Skinny dipping not counting, the first streaking at Nelson High back in 70’s and elephant walks as part of Western Rugby tradition are some of the more memorable. 

12. If you won a million dollars and needed to spend it in 3 months, how would you spend it?  My story is below

Four old squash guys are walking down Brant Street . They turn a corner and see a sign that says "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents." They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.

The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be gentleman?"

There's a fully stocked bar so each of the men orders a martini. In no time to bartender serves up four iced martinis, shaken not stirred, and says "That'll be 10 cents each please." The four guys stare the bartender for a moment,  then at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis and order another round. Again four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender saying "That's 40 cents please."

They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet. Finally one of them says "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime a piece?"

I'm a retired ball player from North Burlington," the bartender says "and I always want to own bar. Last year I hit the jackpot for $1 million and decided to open this place. Everything costs a dime ...... wine, liquor, beer, it's all the same."

 "Wow, that's some story!" one of the men says. As the four of them sip their martinis, they can't help noticing eight other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there. 

Nodding at the eight at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the bartender, "What's with them?

The bartender says, "They're the Cedar Springs Consortium and they're waiting for Happy Hour when all drinks are half price."