| Byron Goodwin |
Home to the Burlington Calcutta blog. The 2023 Calcutta takes place Friday January 20 through Sunday the 22, 2023. The opinions expressed here are not necessarily shared by the organizing committee.
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Chris Barrett and everyone's favourite Mike Donnelly
| Chris Barrett (smiling now) |
Sunday, January 1, 2012
Herbivore and Norm Crook
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| Brent Hurtibuse |
Brent Hurtibise (aka Herbivore, Brit, Brett, Brite)
1. How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta? We have to win (editor’s note – or what? The kid’s putting too much pressure on himself)
2. Who do you think will win it all? Peter and Nederpel
3. Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round? Donnelly and whomever his partner is this year.
4. What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much? Boston – best city in the U.S. (I read books)
5. Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why? Wolverines – Leafs (seriously that’s what he said)
6. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role? Tiny Tim
7. Pajamas, in the buff or something else? shorts
8. Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life: < 10, <25 or more than 25
1 more than Donnelly
9. If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be? Derek Jeter – he can do no wrong (good choice – who could forget his 3000th hit)
10. If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be?
Batman cause he’s got all the gadgets
11. Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know? I’ve banged two guys (Donnelly and who else?)
12. Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)? If Chris Barrett starts using the frame of his racket, like he does so often, Donnelly will absolutely lose it
13. Best job in the world – Anderson Cooper – good luck with your efforts to become a reporter Brett – you’ve picked an excellent role model
Norm Crook
1. How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?
a. We’ll win in the semifinals
2. Who do you think will win it all? We are
3. Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round? Nate and whomever was unfortunate to draw him as a partner (there are some traditions that stand the test of time)
4. What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much? Hawaii
5. Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why? Leafs my most favourite and Bruins least favourite– not a Chara fan (looks like Chara in picture below)
6. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role? Charlie Sheen cause I live my life through him
7. Pajamas, in the buff or something else? That’s gay - in the buff
8. Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life: < 10, <25 or more than 25
More than 25 – I’ve had almost that many wives
9. If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be? Lassie so I could lick my balls
10. If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be? Xray vision
11. Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know? I am the second one my partner banged (Herbivore)
12. Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)? Gary Long and Norm won’t care
13. Best job in the world? gynecologist
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| Looks like Norm when he plays left wall against Rob Bowder - somewhat dwarfed |
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Al Let it Be Scott and Dave down but not out Peters
| Two fisting Dave "Al stay in the top left corner and I will cover the rest of the court" (note Al following directions when picture taken) |
11. Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know?
About 10 years ago I beat Tyler Hamilton 3-0 and immediately stopped playing softball. I knew it was a signal from the Gods to switch to doubles.
12. Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)?
Charuk by a landslide !
Dave Peters
1. How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta ? Quarter finals - I do know that I will cover 1000 times more of the court than my partner.
2. Who do you think will win it all? As much as I want to puke saying it, Donnelly and Barrett
3. Who will get knocked out in the first round? Rick New Jersey James and Paul the Giant Grootendorst
3. Who will get knocked out in the first round? Rick New Jersey James and Paul the Giant Grootendorst
4. What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much? BVI - great diving and naked boating
5. Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why?
LEAST FAV: HABS, FAV: ANY TEAM ON THE PLANET OTHER THAN THE HABS, INCLUDING TEAM TALIBAN
6. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role? Tiger Woods - wait I want to play lead in his life story
7. Pajamas, in the buff or something else? Whatever I am wearing when I pass out
8. Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life: < 10, <25 or more than 25 --
IF GIRLFRIEND = 2ND BASE THAN TBD. PS - DON’T TELL RHONDA
9. If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be? Hugh Hefner - enough said
10. If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be?
OMNIPOTENCE….LOOK IT UP (Dave a man has to know his limitations)
11. Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know? I use to arrive on time for squash matches
12. Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)? Norm Crook will melt Herbivore's face off
1. How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?
‘Finished 3rd last year….expect to be back in the prize money again with another great partner.
2. Who do you think will win it all? Bill Brock and Byron Goodwin
3. Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?
‘No way I’m going to answer that…..it will start a curse like that of the Red Sox - oh you say Brent is a Red Sox fan - then I guess it will be Brent and Norm
4. What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much?
Sarasota Fla. location of the annual boys’ golf trip…
5. Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why?
I’m a reluctant Leafs fan….’can’t stand the Flyers
6. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role?
Either Richard Gere (Al's a real gentleman) or , if he wasn’t available Hollywood Tom Nederpel
7. Pajamas, in the buff or something else? T-shirt and skivvies
8. Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life: < 10, <25 or more than 25
Hey…my wife might read this ! (26)
9. If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
I’m thinking Brad Pitt (great choice)
10. If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be? Green Lantern so I could fly
Peter Lemieux and Tom Nederpel - top seeds
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| Tom Nederpel |
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| Peter Lemieux |
Peter Lemieux
1. How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta? I recall last year at a -3 handicap and the grind it was getting to the Finals. Much will depend on the draw & how many frame-winners I can stick in there.
2. Who do you think will win it all? That’s easy, the Super-Heavyweights – The Pirate & Never-Wong-Long!
3. Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round? Abbott & Costello. (Neil Cawse and John Bodnar)
4. What is your favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much? Florida. Happy wife, happy life! ($99 out of Niagara Falls, New York makes her happy)
5. Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why? I’m a bruised Leafs’ fan. Least favorite, Les Habs! (and that is why I like Peter so much!)
6. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role? Gotta stay with domestic talent, eh! Jim Carey…
7. Pajamas, in the buff or something else? Something else…
8. Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life: < 10, <25 or more than 25. One only girlfriend, Cherry.
9. If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be? Sheldon Reynolds during his time with EW&F.
10. If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be?
Another homebrew hero, the mysterious powers of Austin Powers. (yeah baby)
11. Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know? My sincere admiration and respect! (WTF?)
12. Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)? Tough-luv guy, it’s gotta be Never-Wong-Long…
Tom Nederpel
1. How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta? Badly given the points we have to GIVE! (very humble)
2. Who do you think will win it all? Team 12 Billy Brock and Byron Goodwin
3. Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round? Team 19 Al Scott and Dave Peters
4. What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much? Hilton Head – golf forever
5. Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why? Habs & Leafs (Tom what's your address in Montreal?)
6. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role? Charlie Sheen (one bad ass in Platoon)
7. Pajamas, in the buff or something else? Always buff
8. Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life: < 10, <25 or more than 25 - a few
9. If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be? John Glenn (is it just me or did Tom chose someone who looks a lot like himself?)
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| Tom "Glenn" Nederpel Cape Canaveral |
10. If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be? Nicks on every reverse
11. Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know? 1st married @ 19
12. Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)? Donnelly
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