Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Billy Brock and Byron Oliver Goodwin

 
Byron Goodwin



Bill Brock (Al stay in the corner)

Bill Brock
1.     How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?
If Byron plays to his potential, we should do well!!

2.     Who do you think will win it all? If Byron doesn’t fuck up then we should win!!

3.     Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round? Long and the Pirate!!

4.     What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much? Myrtle Beach, because it’s the only place I’ve been!

5.     Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why? Love the Hawks, despise the Canadiens!! (Bill knows a lot about sports)

6.     If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role? Steve McQueen because he looks like me………(Bill you wear glasses)

7.     Pajamas, in the buff or something else? T-Shirt only

8.     Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life:  < 10, <25 or more than 25

As you know, I’m very “easy”……..more than 10 of each………

9.     If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
Bob Sullivan or Charlie Sheen…….I want to know how they survive each week………

10.   If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be? That’s easy………The Shadow  … invisible………

11.   Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know?  My favorite colour is “pink”………

12.    Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)? I’ve played with both and it’s easily Charuk….however the Pirate is gaining fast………..
Byron Goodwin
1.     How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?
I think we will do better than most people think
2.     Who do you think will win it all?
Clark & Litton

3.     Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?
Drew & Green

4.     What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much?
Manitoba. Because it’s always so warm there.  Friendliest province in the country don’t you know. (Nice place to be from)

5.     Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why?
Favorite: The Jets.  Least Favorite: Montreal
The Best are from the West (then why are the Bombers playing in the East?)

6.     If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role?
A young Alec Baldwin with his 30 Rock delivery. (you know there is a resemblance)
7.        Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life:  < 10, <25 or more than 25
Are you f@cking serious?  If I told, Nate would have to punch them all…(ask him….trust me)

8.     If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
Jim Morrison

9.             If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be?
I would want to have a Super Liver.  It would allow me to drink anything and everything under the moon.
10.            Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know?
I’m a very humble, shy person.


11.            Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)?

Mike Donnelly
12.Pajamas, in the buff or something else?
Banana Boat - right click on the link below to see why

Chris Barrett and everyone's favourite Mike Donnelly

Chris Barrett
(smiling now)



Mike Donnelly deep in thought or in deep trouble?

Chris Barrett 
1.     How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?
Very well!  If Mike can keep it in play.
2.     Who do you think will win it all?
I think we can win.

3.     Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?
Bedlam looks like he will be refereeing early.

4.     What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much?
Many places – Greek Islands – scenery, food, people

5.     Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why?
Unfortunately a Leaf fan
Habs suck!

6.     If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role?
A younger Robert Redford

7.     Pajamas, in the buff or something else?
Something else

8.     Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life:  < 10, <25 or more than 25
<25 but none for a long time!  No stories like Pozzo though (who really does with the possible exception of Norm?)

9. If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
Harper – figure out what the heck he is thinking and put our country back on the right track, breaking away from special interest groups and his secret backers. (and make life insurance tax deductible)

If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be?
The Flash – would not need a partner! (surprisingly Chris said this not his partner Mr. Wonderful).    
Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know?  I can't drink tequila very well
Mike Donnelly

 


1. How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?
Based on some of the handicaps…..I believe we will get to the final (actually a humble answer if you think about it)
2.  Who do you think will win it all?
The final will be Brechin/Boag  vs Donnelly/Barrett and we should win
3.  Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?

This is an easy one….Drew/Green

4.  What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much?
Kiawah Island, SC…..it’s too personal to share ...( A hole in one Mike?)

5.  Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why?
Not really a fan of anybody (And everyone thought you had Nate envy)

6.  If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role?
Gene Simmons…..this relates to question 8
7.  Pajamas, in the buff or something else?

Pajamas (with little rabbits on them)

8.  Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life:  < 10, <25 or more than 25
Based on the number of marriages…..I think most can figure this one out
9.  If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

Mahatma Gandhi (very deep Mike)

10. If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be?
Flesh Gordon…..if only I could move quicker then Al Scott
11.Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know?

Back in the 80’s I was attacked in the parking lot of the Hamilton squash club. See attached article. (In case you can't read this it is a little difficult to believe - indicates Mike Donnelly got out of his car and ran after guy trying to rob him - and get this - he caught him!)


12. Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)?
Probably me (very honest)



Sunday, January 1, 2012

Herbivore and Norm Crook


Brent Hurtibuse





Brent Hurtibise (aka Herbivore, Brit, Brett, Brite)

1.     How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?  We have to win (editor’s note – or what?  The kid’s putting too much pressure on himself)

2.     Who do you think will win it all? Peter and Nederpel

3.     Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round? Donnelly and whomever his partner is this year.

4.     What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much? Boston – best city in the U.S. (I read books)

5.     Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why? Wolverines – Leafs (seriously that’s what he said)

6.     If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role? Tiny Tim

7.     Pajamas, in the buff or something else? shorts

8.     Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life:  < 10, <25 or more than 25
1 more than Donnelly

9.     If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be? Derek Jeter – he can do no wrong (good choice – who could forget his 3000th  hit)

10.  If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be?
Batman cause he’s got all the gadgets
11.  Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know?  I’ve banged two guys (Donnelly and who else?)

12.   Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)?   If Chris Barrett starts using the frame of his racket, like he does so often, Donnelly will absolutely lose it

13.   Best job in the world – Anderson Cooper – good luck with your efforts to become a reporter Brett – you’ve picked an excellent role model
Norm Crook
1.     How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?
a.     We’ll win in the semifinals

2.     Who do you think will win it all? We are

3.     Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round? Nate and whomever was unfortunate to draw him as a partner (there are some traditions that stand the test of time)

4.     What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much? Hawaii

5.     Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why? Leafs my most favourite and Bruins least favourite– not a Chara fan (looks like Chara in picture below)

6.     If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role? Charlie Sheen cause I live my life through him

7.     Pajamas, in the buff or something else? That’s gay -  in the buff

8.     Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life:  < 10, <25 or more than 25
More than 25 – I’ve had almost that many wives

9.     If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?  Lassie so I could lick my balls
10.             If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be? Xray vision

11.            Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know?  I am the second one my partner banged (Herbivore)

12.            Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)? Gary Long and Norm won’t care

13.            Best job in the world?  gynecologist


Looks like Norm when he plays left wall against Rob Bowder - somewhat dwarfed

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Al Let it Be Scott and Dave down but not out Peters

Two fisting Dave "Al stay in the top left corner and I will cover the rest of the court"
(note Al following directions when picture taken)

Al Scott

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11.     Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know?
About 10 years ago I beat Tyler Hamilton 3-0 and immediately stopped playing softball. I knew it was a signal from the Gods to switch to doubles.

12.     Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)?
Charuk by a landslide !
 Dave Peters
1.  How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta? Quarter finals - I do know that I will cover 1000 times more of the court than my partner.

 
2.  Who do you think will win it all? As much as I want to puke saying it, Donnelly and Barrett

3.  Who will get knocked out in the first round?  Rick New Jersey James and Paul the Giant Grootendorst

4.  What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much? BVI - great diving and naked boating

 
5.  Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why?
LEAST FAV: HABS, FAV: ANY TEAM ON THE PLANET OTHER THAN THE HABS, INCLUDING TEAM TALIBAN
6.  If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role? Tiger Woods - wait I want to play lead in his life story

 
7.  Pajamas, in the buff or something else? Whatever I am wearing when I pass out

 
8.  Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life:  < 10, <25 or more than 25 --
IF GIRLFRIEND = 2ND BASE THAN TBD. PS - DON’T TELL RHONDA
9.  If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be? Hugh Hefner - enough said

 
10. If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be?

OMNIPOTENCE….LOOK IT UP (Dave a man has to know his limitations)
11. Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know? I use to arrive on time for squash matches

 
12.    Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)?  Norm Crook will melt Herbivore's face off

1.     How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?
‘Finished 3rd last year….expect to be back in the prize money again with another great partner.
2. Who do you think will win it all? Bill Brock and Byron Goodwin
3.  Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?
‘No way I’m going to answer that…..it will start a curse like that of the Red Sox - oh you say Brent is a Red Sox fan - then I guess it will be Brent and Norm
4.  What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much?
Sarasota  Fla. location of the annual boys’ golf trip…

5.  Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why?
I’m a reluctant Leafs fan….’can’t stand the Flyers

6.  If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role?
Either Richard Gere (Al's a real gentleman) or , if he wasn’t available  Hollywood Tom Nederpel 
7. Pajamas, in the buff or something else? T-shirt and skivvies

8.  Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life:  < 10, <25 or more than 25
Hey…my wife might read this ! (26)

9. If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
I’m thinking  Brad Pitt (great choice)

10.  If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be? Green Lantern so I could fly

Peter Lemieux and Tom Nederpel - top seeds


Tom Nederpel

Peter Lemieux

Peter Lemieux

1.     How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?  I recall last year at a -3 handicap and the grind it was getting to the Finals.  Much will depend on the draw & how many frame-winners I can stick in there.

2.     Who do you think will win it all?  That’s easy, the Super-Heavyweights – The Pirate & Never-Wong-Long!

3.     Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?  Abbott & Costello.  (Neil Cawse and John Bodnar)    

4.     What is your favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much?  Florida.  Happy wife, happy life! ($99 out of Niagara Falls, New York makes her happy)

5.     Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why?  I’m a bruised Leafs’ fan.  Least favorite, Les Habs! (and that is why I like Peter so much!)

6.     If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role?  Gotta stay with domestic talent, eh!  Jim Carey…

7.     Pajamas, in the buff or something else?  Something else…

8.     Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life:  < 10, <25 or more than 25.  One only girlfriend, Cherry.
9.      If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?  Sheldon Reynolds during his time with EW&F.

10.   If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be?
Another homebrew hero, the mysterious powers of Austin Powers. (yeah baby)

11.   Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know?  My sincere admiration and respect! (WTF?)

12.    Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)?  Tough-luv guy, it’s gotta be Never-Wong-Long…
Tom Nederpel

1.     How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?  Badly given the points we have to GIVE! (very humble)

2.     Who do you think will win it all?  Team 12 Billy Brock and Byron Goodwin

3.     Predict one team that will get knocked out in the first round?  Team 19 Al Scott and Dave Peters

4.     What is our favourite vacation destination and why do you like it so much?  Hilton Head – golf forever

5.     Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why?  Habs & Leafs (Tom what's your address in Montreal?)

6.     If Hollywood made a movie about your life, who would you want to play the lead role?  Charlie Sheen (one bad ass in Platoon)

7.     Pajamas, in the buff or something else? Always buff

8.     Number of girlfriends/boyfriends in your life:  < 10, <25 or more than 25 -  a few
9.     If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?  John Glenn (is it just me or did Tom chose someone who looks a lot like himself?)
Tom "Glenn" Nederpel
Cape Canaveral


10.   If you could be a super hero what would you want your powers to be?  Nicks on every reverse

11.   Tell us one thing about yourself that none of the Calcutta participants would already know?  1st married @ 19

12.     Who will give their partner the look more often – Gary Long or Ted Charuk or someone else (name that person)?  Donnelly