Fricking Peters and Dan Coutts

 Fricking Peters and Dan Coutts.  Both generally have a smile but one is more devilish.  Dave finds himself on the left wall which is good for me as chances of him hitting me go down by 85%.  Dan has not been seen around the squash courts much lately but is a fierce competitor.  

Good luck to both.

How do you think your team will do in this year’s Calcutta?  Who do you think will win it all?

 I think Dan and I will do OK if we get a favorable draw…ie…..FAR away from Reiko and Paul who should be -10 .  If Paul serves then hides against the wall, Reiko can beat us all by himself.  I think we should apply an X-Pat Tax to his winnings tho

Dan's responses are in capitals - not sure why he is shouting at us as he is usually pretty mild mannered

OUT FIRST ROUND IN BLAZE OF GLORY

NATE/SCHROEDER OR KARL/JONAS WILL WIN IT ALL

What is one team you really want to beat in this year’s Calcutta and why?

 Andreas/Byron.  Welcome to dubs Mr Singles Guy!!

MIKE GREEN TEAM---SOMETHING TO ADD TO THE RESUME 

Who is your favourite and least favourite hockey team and why?

 Leafs because I’m a masochist.  Habs because they just plain blow dead donkeys and the French are annoying as Fuk!

THERE IS ONLY ONE TEAM---THE LEAFS---START THE PARADE ROUTE----ANYTHING BOSTON SUCKS

Where did you grow up?

 Kingston, Ontario.  Home of the Hip.  RIP Gordie!

HAMILTON MOUNTAIN---BORN AT. ST JOES HOSPITAL

Describe something that happened during Covid that left you scratching your head?

 Cedar’s dubs squash ‘pod’ rules. 9 guys for the month then the clock strikes midnight and you can be with 9 different guys the next day in your new pod.  Genius math!!

USA POLITICS

Who will you miss most from this year’s Calcutta and why?

a.      Gary Long

b.     Brent Hurtubise

c.      Mike Donnelly

d.     Norm Crook

 Never Donnelly  nobody ever misses him. Brent is now back in so he’s like a bad case of crabs. Gary will be in a better place with his ladyboys.  So it’s Norm  my first partner ever in dubs.  My skull still has the scars from the glaring 

NONE---THEY ALL LOSE-  OK NORM CROOK---WILL MISS THE TWINKLE IN HIS EYE WHEN HE HITS THE FRAMER FOR NICK OUT

Provide a name and brief description of a series you enjoyed watching on Prime or Netflix?

 The Boys is epic!  Never been so shocked with each episode.  Just when you think they’ve hit the line…wham!  Can’t wait for Season 3  

NAILED IT- BAKING COMPETITION- CHRISTMAS EDITION (What happened to Keto???)

What are you looking forward to most in 2023?

 Summer boat trip to 1000 Isles with a multi-stop return on the US side of  Lake Ontario.  All Aboard!!

PEACE AND HARMONY IN THE WORLD & WARM WINTER…AND WINNING THE CALCUTTA!

Any last thoughts?

Great to be back on the court

CALLING A LET NOW ON MORTY(Sadly you won't have that opportunity)