Thursday, January 15, 2015

Chris Barrett and Mark Litton

It's a bit different doing posts after the draw is held.  Chris and Mark are a solid team with a good draw.  If Chris plays steady we know Mark will run and gun.  Watch out for this team.

Chris Barrett

Mark Litton
Chris Barrett

1.      What is Mike Donnelly doing right now?
a.      Trying to predict what shirt Norm Crook is wearing to his next party
b.      Giving lessons to Alex
c.       Training for a triathlon
d.      Mike who?
e.      Other – He is still upset at not getting to partner with me – twice I believe.

2.      Why is Nate’s parents RV really not making the trip to the Smitty next year?

I hear Nate drives, like he plays the outfield, all over the place.  He probably hit too many potholes going through Montreal.

3.      Which team will win the Calcutta this year and predict one or two teams that will be out in the first round.

Assuming Mark and I are awake and Mark can run all over the court, it would be us!

4.      Who is least likely to venture above the red line?
a.      Cass Quinn
b.      Norm Gaudette
c.       Norm Crook  with his reverse, why would he?
d.      Mark Braden
e.      Ted Charuk

5.      In this year’s Calcutta Brent is most likely to:
a.      Throw a racquet
b.      Call himself stupid
c.       Lose his squash bag
d.      Forget his house keys and get locked out
e.      Not be able to see straight on Sunday morning
f.        All of the above plus --- video himself to remember what happened





6.      Who will get hit most in the Calcutta
a.      Byron
b.      Jeff  assuming he plays us
c.       Rick Jury
d.      Whoever is playing Nate
e.      Whoever is playing Dave Peters

7.      Which of the following is the World’s sexiest woman? 
a.      Kate Upton   got to go for the best chest.  Verlander had a rough year, so she should be available.
b.      Jennifer Anniston
c.       Jessica Hart
d.      Jhene Aiko


Mark Litton

1.      What is Mike Donnelly doing right now?
a.      Trying to predict what shirt Norm Crook is wearing to his next party
b.      Giving lessons to Alex
c.       Training for a triathlon
d.      Mike who?
e.      Other -- insert answer
I am going with Triathlon – eating muffins, donuts and bagels!  (editor's note - 2014 Calcutta saw Mike get bageled versus Rick James and the Pirate)

2.      Why is Nate’s parents RV really not making the trip to the Smitty next year?
It is going to be tested to see if it is the “stinkiest RV in History” – could be in the record books for generations.

3.      Which team will win the Calcutta this year and predict one or two teams that will be out in the first round.

Morty and Colin have a good chance to win. Morty will get lots of room on the right wall as no one wants to get bled on (ask his opponents from Buffalo) and Colin will run everything down.

4.      Who is least likely to venture above the red line?
a.      Cass Quinn
b.      Norm Gaudette
c.       Norm Crook
d.      Mark Braden
e.      Ted Charuk
f.        All of the above! But if the Norm G does make it to the front wall he should sign it – “ The Pirate was here”

5.      In this year’s Calcutta Brent is most likely to:
a.      Throw a racquet
b.      Call himself stupid
c.       Lose his squash bag
d.      Forget his house keys and get locked out
e.      Not be able to see straight on Sunday morning
f.        All of the above plus --- insert answer

Brent is maturing – I think he will just stick to calling himself Stupid.

6.      Who will get hit most in the Calcutta
a.      Byron
b.      Jeff
c.       Rick Jury
d.      Whoever is playing Nate
e.      Whoever is playing Dave Peters

Easy one – Morty. He is quite often confused on the court and actually runs into the ball, his opponents racquet etc….

7.      Which of the following is the World’s sexiest woman? (pictures on blog)
a.      Kate Upton
b.      Jennifer Anniston
c.       Jessica Hart
d.      Jhene Aiko
Ms. Upton – gotta love the twins

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